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Slayer Mission: Banshees
Rune Mining/ PK Mission: 1 Kill, 2 Blackcapes Dead 6/2/2011
Our new recruit - Qmaster409 wanted to hang out so i suggested Banshees because they have decent drops & he didn't have good food to go fight something stronger

After we got his earmuffs, we got on to the killing part - stayed for a couple loads while my pet crab reached maturity; then i had to go - we tried to do some fishing together but there are no lure spots at kajarma so i sent him to barb vil to train.

We went out with Jarrock75, Killallfools, ramsterkill & Bryanyap12 on server 5 & it was dead as i thought so we hung out at the rune rocks untill i got some & Kill got his first officially recognized kill (since joining the clan) that i didnt see & a logout that i did see. godness1 showed up; then we switched to server 1 because kill wanted to kill & sure enough there was action to go around when we got to server 1. Ramster died prolly from a lvl 40 mage; i died 3x but i got 6 rune ore out of the deal. So for the most part it was a good mission but i had an overheat on my 3rd trip out; logged back in at edgeville & kill barely made it out from his epic encouter that i missed & unfortunately, like last time i lost all pics due to the overheat.
Alliance Summit: Success!
Recruiting: Success!
Escort Mission: Success!
Recruiting: Fubar 6/1/2011
i met DeathTheGod today to get his new clan name (DeathKnightz) & sensei kahn who also renamed her clan & her 2nd on command qiraffe came along to make it an alliance summit.

Rs2 missed the summit because he was getting a new recruit named Qmaster409

Later i introduced both of them to KIll & Rs2, my 2nd & 3rd in command on the coalition channel; then tried to get them all to talk to CommanderRC of The War Heroes, but i don't think he was responding

Joe TDragon called saying that he was closer to the zombie dungeon part of monkey madness so i grabbed a gree gree & headed out so i could help him get past these bodyguards ----->


So i mistook this guy who was training for Joe getting into trouble so i took off my gree gree to back him up untill i realized my mistake...

... Then i caught up to Joe at the end of the cavern & after he was done we tele'd out of there

In the middle of that escort mission i switched to Marc Slade to visit with Allodmen1 who has been climbing up the xp rankings
Then later on godness1 calls me to recruit this guy who was already in a clan; plz try not to do this to me again ----->

Triclan Meeting
Interclan PK MIssion: 2 Deaths
Alliance Summit: Success!
Recruiting: Success!
Escort Mission: 1 Blackcape Dead(2x)
Coalition Friend Chat Channel: Success! 5/31/2011
So i met DeathTheGod of Trubloodz & Zeh Blackman of the Forbidden Kingdom at W50 clan camp today & we had a meeting where DeathTheGod unveiled his plan to take over W50 wild - to me it makes no sence to take over a dead world so i suggested that he come with us on a pk mission on 1 - we haven't seen much if any action on any other server & if we spread our forces out thinly through the wild they would make for easy prey from roving pk squads - that's y i always try to pk in a group & keep the group together as long as possible & meet up if possible after getting separated (also makes for better pics for the site).

After Death logged Zeh called 2 of his boys & we headed out for an interclan PK mission, i realized i still had my bonus points from the overheat mission the other day so we didn't stop here long ----->


He didn't follow us, but we saw this noob by the rune rocks - then quiclkly lost him

They were gracious enough to escort me to this ded mystery zone i wanted to check out

We handled a couple greators...

... & got bored of this ded world like any other so we switched

It wasn't long after that that we found these 2 mages & attacked
Then out of nowhere a battle hoard came along & then it was chaos - i lost track of the others shortly after this - Zeh died around here ---------->


After i lost the noob i was chasing at the volcano, i met his 2 boys at the clubhouse & was deciding to leave the wild when...

2 noobs came along so we decied to punish them

After a min or 2 Frobo ran outta food so he was taking off while i stayed behind to distract the 2 noobs so he & Ranger could get away

Then a hoard of angry pkers decended upon me, so i lead them on a merry chase...

... to here & thought i was gonna tele out but i saw Zeh's boys jus hanging out & i am bringing a whole band of wild pker's with me so i stopped running while i told them to run

& took this pic, then i forgot to eat or run after & while i was getting to my magic interface, by the time i clicked fala tele i was already in edgeville
:-( Drat i gotta train my left hand to do the hotkeys!!!!!

Zeh called an alliance summit today where i introduced Zeh Blackman of the Forbidden Kingdom to sensei kahn of the silver skillars & Maria5993 of the clan s, My general Killallfools was in attendance & Liquid Smoke stopped by to say hi before Maria showed up
while i was there we got a new recruit - iFour Twenty! ------>


<---- Only thing as soon as maria put her post down, sensei logged so i couldn't get a pic of all 4 at once... :-(
Maria had to go so i left right when Zeh started getting talkative all of a sudden - i think he was expressing how because there are so many clans that some of the designs look similar or precisely alike to his. I told him i had my own banner on my site for years long b4 these new ones came out so it didn't really matter to me much (besides for me any black cape is an acceptible uniform)

Joe TDragon called saying he was doing monkey madness, so i came to escort him through the zombie dungeon - however i arrived a little late
When he came back i tried to give him some cover & got poisoned as a result but unfortunately...


... He died again so when he came back he had to loot 2 graves - then i had to log before he got to the dungeon part...
I set up my noob, Marc Slade's friend chat channel to be a forum for all the allied leaders to have conferences & get introduced so later on when i logged back in after that failed escort mission i indroduced Xjeijeijei of The Leet Ledgends & CommanderRC of The War Heroes by way of it



Then i introduced RC to DivineHero 1 of The Fallen Avengers
Then i got all these guys to meet Kill on his noob; Xj almost pixxed off kill by making an opposite joke & calling his main who can whup all our azzez blindfolded a noob, but luckily i calmed him down
Free Bows, Anyone?
Escort Mission: 1 Blackcape Dead
Wildy Hats Also Have A Statue
PK Mission: Victory! / Overheat
Recruting: Success!
Alliance Negotiation: Success! 5/30/2011
I saw Joe TDragon when i got to my bank this morning & he was chopping wood...


... Turns out he was getting some fletching training in & giving away free bows - wat a nice guy =)
Big Boss 321 asked to buy 90 nails to fix a ship; so i met him at crandor to watch the battle...


After he crashed on the island the battle was going kinda well - maybe...


... but he didn't bring any food, so he died; at least he climed out of the Dragon's den 1st so his grave wasn't in there when he came back to finish off good old Elvrag - once he was out the secret door he was all good again - & soon to be wearing rune plate!
L0v3 mE Go0d showed me his evolved wildy hat today - i missed the pic, but it's blue; then he turned into a statue -

So we set up a PK mission with L0v3 mE Go0d, Killallfools, Kloein666 & i & everthing was going smoth untill right after we got our first kill, (the noob who followed us in like all the other suckers) we got into a major mele with a pk squad close to the saph mound & as i was punishing someone i had an overheat & missed the end of the battle, but i must have killed the poor noob b4 i logged because i have one more kill on the official site now! - Kill reported that he got 2 more kills. Unfortunately i lost all the pics i took due to the overheat... :-(
I went to sever 1 & recruited a nice fellow by the name of Liquid Smoke, our 2nd merchant in the clan. Then later roumor2 asked to join also - then he was present for an alliance negotiation between myself & our newest allies, the Fallen Avengers.

Liquid Smoke called Lordvahn9 Guthix man because of his green suit

Lordvahn7 (with the hammer) made it to the end of thie alliance negotion meeting
Interclan Meeting: Success!
Mage Training Mission: Success!
Recruiting: Success!
2 Expulsions
Interclan Dungeneering Mission: Timeout 5/29/2011
I had an interclan meeting today with Xjeijeijei, leader of the leet ledgends - we discussed among other things how deserters break our hearts.

Xj returned the stuff he borrowed for the free world interclan clan wars jaunt yesterday & we had a lovely but heartfelt chat untill Allodmen1 came along -

Then Xj was gracious enough to taxi Allodmen1 here to meet Son of Zeus while he works on his mage training


Then they both dissapeared; i found out where they both went simultaneously - i was concrenrd for Allo but he gave me assurances

Xj came back with his clan mate I n u i t who i mistook for the fellow he brought along on a previous interclan meeting; around this same time Allod suggested a dung mission & someone named Rang3rF3ar95 was asking me to be inducted into the clan & Xj was trying to tell me something really important & inspirational & i was having a clan crisis during which i had to Expell NZ Man2 & Green420 from the clan for continued use of profanity on my clan chat channel after i gave them 2 warnings to stop or more - they were having some sort of argument that perhaps could have been my fault because i just made a comment about how when my general goes on future missions with his noob, he will be pulling the rest of the teams fat out of the fire instead of mine & NZ didn't understand the figure of speech & thought i was calling him fat - i tried to straighten out that part of the misscommunication but whatever broke out between the 2 could not be doused with water & put out so i told NZ Man2 & will tell Green420 when i see her that if they work out their differences they can both come back to the clan but i will not accept either/or because i will not take sides - they are both my family & i want us to get along. NZ probably didnt read the site much or the official forums either because i don't think he recognized that Son of Zeus = Slade or else he may have not called me a nerd during the exchange - or maybe he feels that it is appropriate behaviour to swear like a sailor - in which case i dont want him back.

After i got another level or 2 & Rang3rF3ar95 inducted, we took off to my bank to get ready for the next mission while i cried about the 2 expulsions...

I made it as far as the entry room on the interclan dungeoneering mission; but i had to log to make dinner because i had some old meet laying around that needed immediate cooking & after that i was too tired to log back in - i hope you guys had fun without me & i hope Xj's lag probs didnt hurt you any =)







