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Special Delivery 6/23/2011
I got some mail from Jagex in my inbox this morning so i am posting it for you to see it right away this time -
Mage Training Mission: Success!
Katana looks cool
4 PK Missions: 6 Kills; 4 Blackcapes Dead
Blackcapes Rule The Wild
Fishing Mission: Success! 6/22/2011
Over the last couple days i have been training Son of Zeus' mage & i missed the pic when x Agi stopped by to say hi -
unit rider05 also dropped by
Later on, Bbomb9 & lon3 4rr0w swung through
Then Ducky088 came by crying about how he had been hacked, so lon3 4rr0w took him to the ge & bought him full rune; then he came back & hung out untill i reached my goal of 37 mage!
Rs Two One got his new "Ornate Katana" today so i called him over for a photo shoot - he said it has the stats of an iron 2h
Joe TDragon has been dying to go on a mission & so we got unit rider05 interested & headed out
We made it to the greators without incident
Then a couple of magers showed up so i instantly attacked & unit jumped right in to stop me from getting double teamed
A third guy showed up then Joe got in on the action
It was a free for all for a min - then the guy with the Green Dhide top started running & we all pursued ignoring the magers
If we suk so bad, why you running?
This is a good example of why i should bring bind runes; they guy made it all the way here & teleported out
Then i seen this noob & proceeded to attack; either he had high def or my usual multiple zero curse was in full effect because i barely hurt him & he was 10 levels lower than me
He had a friend & they proceeded to double team unit who refused to run
unit died here & afterwards i tried some more to punish the dude but i kept getting zeroes so we took off & got separated
I warned Joe to not follow me because i saw this...
On my way out the guy who killed unit was taunting me
Ducky088 called a mission then logged in saying that he got hacked so he didn't come along - good thing he didn't show up to my bank cuz i was about to give him a rune chain & med & he jus got full rune from lon3 4rr0w this morning i forgot at the time
We got to the greators without incident
We found some noobs at the rune rocks so Dan & i started to punish them
Dan killed his noob & mine ran away; then kill or Rage found someone to attack while i switched to my ninja to handle this lvl 20 that showed up
I chased the lvl 20 away then logged back on Slade as the 1st guy i attacked had come back to get punished by kill, right in the nick of time before a team of lvl 30's showed up
After picking up 61 Adam Arrows that were laying around & getting tired of not being able to help kill finish the mith noob in a non multi; i started to mine some rune while kill finished him off (after he dropped all his gear on the ground)
After this; instead of getting lured into the multi, Rage & i tried to lure some victims out of it
This noob showed up, & so did the lvl 20 named Jubaka33, so i jumped back on Covert Kill to punish him
The lvl 20 took off like a scared rabbit once more
So i logged back on Slade to help with the big boy battle
We lost Dan in the pursuit of this noob; Rage stayed behind to deal with his partner & prolly at least one run in back by the rune rocks
The victim got in a lucky couple of shots & so kill gave me a chance to attack (for once, not that my dam multi zero curse didn't come into play again) - after we lost this victim we went back to the rune rocks & found Rage still there
Rage was wondering how to get where Eminem is - i forget because i haven't been there lately but i think it may require a hatchet to get past a tree & a bladed weapon to get past a web. Jubaka33 was back & prolly showing Dan some rune ore while i was too busy with Lienden to do anything about it
So as soon as he is bragging about how he makes other people run - he starts running & begging for mercy lol (right about this time x Agi is heading out into the wild to look for us)
Rage had a fierce battle with Lienden's partner while kill & i tried to get our hands on Lienden & got waylaid by hobgobs instead - around this time Dan had to log
I lost the victim & kill so Rage went with me to edgeville bank for food & to pick up x Agi while kill switched files
When we got to the rune rocks i started chasing this noob so fast that everyone wondered where i went
On my way back i made another noob pee their pants
I made it back in time to partake in this battle - i noticed a corpse on the ground & looted it for 2 swordfish
I think Dan logged back in around now & was out here with us - the noob i was fighting had a run in & now i am fighing someone else who is fresh but a little lower level
kill either heard the same line or thought that my opponent was taking about him here
I got the news that Dan & Kill died right as i was about to finish off this noob & pick up Rune Large & Scimi from the drop! (unofficial kill my az!)
After teleporting out to bank my loot i saw Ducky088 in front of my bank so i gave him the Green Dragonhide stuff that my victim dropped because he was still crying about being hacked; even after lon3 4rro0w gave him full rune this morning - don't anyone else give him anything i think he is just a beggar infiltrating the clan; then i went back out against my better judgement to meet x Agi in the wild
So i attacked the weakest one out of this bunch & he let me know i made a....
x Agi stood there & watched as i had a pretty long battle with this dude, long enough to drain all my prayer & have them make jokes about how long it took
Well it was looking pretty hopeless so i started listening to other people
I should have just gone kamakazie - that way i might have gotten a kill, but i ran & they caught up to me here at the north side of the moss giants
After the 1st mission was over, lon3 4rr0w reported that he got one unofficial & one official kill!
Later on i made an appointment to meet our newest & only fisher - Xenorah & we spent some time having a discussion with other fishers about bots
PK Mission: 2 Blackcapes Dead
PK Mission: 1 Kill; 3 Blackcapes Dead 6/20/2011
lon3 4rr0w called for a mission today so after i got Rage of Jay at my bank we met him at the monks -
We got to the greators without incident ------------>
There were some victims at the rune rocks so we started to punish them
Then i saw these 2 high level files log in so i issued a retreat; which nobody wanted to do, so i continued battling
After Rage made this noob pee her pants & log out, he did the same thing to another noob, then proceeded to hold back 2 higher lvl targets all by himself while i was locked in battle with some noob
Right around the time that Rage was convincing the runie to log off, lon3 got a skull & chased away some noob on the other side of the lava named Plaitbear - while the noob i was battling asked me if i had any food left - seeing as how i had forgotten my tele runes i had 7; well that reminded me to turn on protect prayer which pixxed him off lol
I didn't notice untill editing this picture that lon3 lagged out during the battle - maybe that's why he died shortly after this
After Rage made the runie log out the lvl 124 mage played ring around the rune rocks much to our chagrin as lon3 came under attack
He put up a good fight, but unfortunately he met his end as 2 hungry pker's showed up eyeing Rage's battle with the lvl 124
After the noob i was fighting's skull wore off, his prayer ran out & so did his hope so he took off like a scared rabbit - me unfortunately was still in walk mode so it took a while to catch up to him when when i did my bow wasn't armed so i had to arm it & catch up again & by the time i launched my 1st arrow at him he was logging off - i am pretty sure that he logged back in & died because i have one more official kill now! Then as i was pursuing him Rage was able to come along without pursuit from anyone at the rune rocks - it appears that the 2 newcommers took over where rage left off on the lvl 124 - so Rage found one last victim on the way out
With one sworfish remaining i launched an attack on the noob (prolly also lvl 124) to back up Rage & was quickly punished - he was adept at switching from rune gear to mage gear - prolly good with the hotkeys
I made it out literaly by the skin of my teeth while Rage died; earing his Purple Heart & Distinguished Service Cross at the same time
Killallfools called a mission later on; unfortunately everyone who takes rune out of the treasury doesn't put it back so we ran out of legs to outfit Rage - this is prolly the 1st time that everyone on mission was able to or wanted to go upstairs at the monks
We were hungry for battle so we headed straight for the rune rocks; we found a corpse had left some swordfish - Rage was the 1st to skull quickly followed by Kill - i think there was a noob named Just Bring it across the lava - then i put this noob in his place - edgeville (i only got bones so i am sure that this was not my official kill of the night, he wasn't even skulled)
While i was mining some rune ore these 3 mager/raners showed up & decided to triple team Rage & true to form - he fought them to a standstill all by himself because i couldn't attack any of them & i thought i saw kill swing at one of them once but they quickly moved out of his range if that happened
After Rage made the wizard girls want to leave, a 5 man team showed up; they asked for help & the newcommers obliged & picked us off one by one - we thought they were running away from the rune rocks because they were scared; but no they lured us into a multi; binded us & proceeded to pile with mage & range - i died with about 8 food left after hearing them compliment me on how long it took them to kill me lol
Escort Mission: Success!
Slayer Mission: Kurasks 6/19/2011
A Team183 wanted to pk today but nobody else was interested; so i had him escort my ninja to his new post in the wild -
On the way in i attacked this dude, but he was hitting harder than i was so i listened to A Team who said run deeper & went off looking for a multi
He didn't follow us so i parked him here in case i see any lvl 3 rune miners hanging out later on - A Team got out safe
Rage of Jay said he was slaying Kurasks; so i ran down there because i am hunting them for the trophy & so we hung out untill his task was over
Interclan Meeting
Glitch Sighting
PK Mission: Victory! 6/18/2011
DeathTheGod called me for an interclan meeting today because he saw a mystery file -
He picked me up in Varrock square & took me to the east bank to show me the trippiest thing this npc at first i thought may be an artificial intelligence because it forced Death to stop following him - i mean i never seen an npc you could follow before - it wasn't untill someone said look at the mini map i saw he was a yellow dot
Turns out this fellow will sell you his cape if you can catch him & you have all your skills maxed out at 99 - i am totally impressed at the programming of this npc because i never seen another human let alone a bot who could cross train better than i do or more manic - i seen him smith, cut trees, light fires & go to the bank to use magic to prolly make bars with superheat - amazing!
x Agi told me that he had a members object that didn't register as a members object on free server 5 - so i asked him to send me a pic to proove it because i threw mine away years ago - thx! Turns out as usual Tip it already had the info; but i think it may still qualify as a glitch because i never heard of a member item that you could even see what it is before let alone access the function of it on a free server.
Sabalbariya called a mission & godness1 was ready & waiting
Then Sabal was having a hard time getting in marching formation (all follow Slade) & said he accidentally skulled on godness - i almost aborted but we continued to the greators
Then right as i was killing this greator godness saw some victims & leapt into battle
It wasn't long untill Sabal joined the fray - i was so busy taking pictures & being proud of them for doing their best to follow orders & not stand on each other or the victims during the battle that i forgot to see if i could attack either one of these 2
godness took off after one of the vics & i pursued - he said that he got the kill, but i was too slow to see it - on the way back to the greators we saw this noob, so godness gave him wat for
godness chased the noob to the greators & killed him, & we found Sabal still battling -
Then godness didn't skip a beat but instantly backed up Sabal vs this noob - he stepped off Sabal after this pic then the victim ran away - because we were out of run chasing the other 2 victims we lost Sabal who got his 1st official kill vs this dude @ about level 20 - then we met back up at the greators
we were so bored looking for victims the next 20 min or so ( the rune rocks were dead) godness let this ice warrior have it
The clubhouse was also dead
We saw these 2 & yep, you guessed it godness jumped into the battle b4 i could ask how they wanted to handle it
Then Sabal jumped into the battle - again i am so proud of them for following orders & not remaining on top of each other for long so it was easier to take good pics
i noticed some loot on the ground here so these 2 victims must have just got finished vitimizing someone else - i didn't even think of picking any of it up because i just now realized that we were in a multi & i could attack one of them so sure enough i stand on top of godness to do it & irritated myself by not doing wat i asked others to do - so i proceeded to go into panick mode & try to get off godness & reattack the victim all the time also trying to take pics with my screen print program - as a result i found out that the victim in the blue here is named Chef Aljaz lvl 77 by accident
& this is how godness got his 1st official kill! - we ran back & godness helped with the other noob for a bit but when Sabal took off after him we lost them
Then we found this little lost noob & godness sent him to edgeville - Sabal said he was going to bank after he stopped chasing his victim so i proceeded to lvl 20 & teleported out after i asked if godness also had runes cuz it was 3:30 A.M. again & this time i had to save all these pics b4 i could sleep
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