To construct a Shakespearian insult, combine one word from
each of the three columns below, and preface it with "Thou."
| Artless | base-court | apple-john |
| Bawdy | bat-fowling | baggage |
| Beslubbering | beef-witted | barnacle |
| Bootless | beetle-headed | bladder |
| Churlish | boil-brained | boar-pig |
| Cockered | clapper-clawed | bugbear |
| Clouted | clay-brained | bum-bailey |
| Craven | common-kissing | canker-blossom |
| Currish | crook-pated | clack-dish |
| Dankish | dismal-dreaming | clotpole |
| Dissembling | dizzy-eyed | coxcomb |
| Droning | doghearted | codpiece |
| Errant | dread-bolted | death-token |
| Fawning | earth-vexing | dewberry |
| Fobbing | elf-skinned | flap-dragon |
| Froward | fat-kidneyed | flax-wench |
| Frothy | fen-sucked | flirt-gill |
| Gleeking | flap-mouthed | foot-licker |
| Goatish | fly-bitten | fustilarian |
| Gorbellied | folly-fallen | giglet |
| Impertinent | fool-born | gudgeon |
| Infectious | full-gorged | haggard |
| Jarring | guts-griping | harpy |
| Loggerheaded | half-faced | hedge-pig |
| Lumpish | hasty-witted | horn-beast |
| Mammering | hedge-born | hugger-mugger |
| Mangled | hell-hated | joithead |
| Mewling | idle-headed | lewdster |
| Paunchy | ill-breeding | lout |
| Pribbling | ill-nurtured | maggot-pie |
| Puking | knotty-pated | malt-worm |
| Puny | milk-livered | mammet |
| Qualling | motley-minded | measle |
| rank | onion-eyed | minnow |
| reeky | plume-plucked | miscreant |
| roguish | pottle-deep | moldwarp |
| ruttish | pox-marked | mumble-news |
| saucy | reeling-ripe | nut-hook |
| spleeny | rough-hewn | pigeon-egg |
| spongy | rude-growing | pignut |
| surly | rump-fed | puttock |
| tottering | shard-borne | pumpion |
| unmuzzled | sheep-biting | ratsbane |
| vain | spur-galled | scut |
| venomed | swag-bellied | skainsmate |
| villainous | tardy-gaited | strumpet |
| warped | tickle-brained | varlet |
| wayward | toad-spotted | vassal |
